I rarely have anything important or interesting to say, but if I do, you can usually count on me to say it in a fairly entertaining way. For the most part, I will use this blog because it seems like a fun thing to play with. Like the rest of my phases, this will likely burn out quickly. Instead of a blaze of glory, however, it will simply smolder until someone steps on it like an irritating fire just begging to be extinguished.
Metaphors are for assholes.
"I'll publish right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song." - Lord Byron
E-mail me: bergen.anthony@gmail.com
I also write about Dead Presidents
In most areas of focus, Keith and I are not considered old men. I will turn 32 in January — one month after Keith’s 30th birthday. We are in reasonably good shape and solid health. However, the training we are doing is not meant for guys our age to jump right into. Keith, of course, is the…
Hey guys, here’s my latest update on my training of Keith for his MMA fight. It’s a good explanation about how we are old men and our bodies are failing us — real inspirational stuff.
Oh, we’re also starting to post photos and we’ll soon have video of us training, just in case you have been dying for images of two 30-year-old men in sleeveless t-shirts throwing punches at each other in Keith’s basement.
So, most of you guys who follow this page remember my friend Keith Allen Davis, who was my partner-in-crime when we were writing some terribly offensive stuff to make you laugh and to make our dark souls feel a little better (didn’t work…on either front).
Anyway, since I have not posted on this page in a while because I’ve been busy with my WORLD FAMOUS Dead Presidents site, I wanted to update you and let you know that I’m in Missouri and currently training Keith for his first MMA fight, which will take place next summer.
We’re tracking our progress with Keith’s new Tumblr, Before I Die. Follow that site, follow our progress, say hello, and get started with this recent post that I contributed to Before I Die.
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