Anthony Bergen

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"Here's a sigh to those who love me, And a smile to those who hate: And, whatever sky's above me, Here's a heart for every fate."

I rarely have anything important or interesting to say, but if I do, you can usually count on me to say it in a fairly entertaining way. For the most part, I will use this blog because it seems like a fun thing to play with. Like the rest of my phases, this will likely burn out quickly. Instead of a blaze of glory, however, it will simply smolder until someone steps on it like an irritating fire just begging to be extinguished.

Metaphors are for assholes.

"I'll publish right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song." - Lord Byron

E-mail me: bergen.anthony@gmail.com
I also write about Dead Presidents

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Stars Reveal: Best Holiday Gift I Ever Got — TLC’s ‘Little Couple’

Dr. Jen Arnold (right):

“The best Christmas gift I ever received was a beautiful doll house that was as tall as me when I was about 10 years old. It was white, four stories, and filled with antique furniture. It was beautiful and so detailed with everything from a toilet to dishes…. As an adult I heard that my parents, grandmother, and aunts worked all night putting it together (hanging wallpaper, painting, arranging the furniture), which makes it worth so much more!”

Bill Klein:

“As a child, my favorite Christmas gift was a custom-made 12” bicycle. My father and grandfather went into Manhattan to seek out a bike made just for me. It was dark blue, with a tan seat, white pedals and a hand brake. It folded in half for easy travel and I could reach the ground with both feet. It was the bicycle I learned to ride on two wheels with. As for my best gift ever… Santa and his reindeer/stalk have yet to deliver it, but I’ve been as nice as I can be, and hopefully my wish is on his list this year and next. :-)”

My personal blog is still alive so I could say things like this: I’ve never seen more kickable people in my life than the two people in this photograph. I’m sure that they are pleasant little folks, but I’d love to punt them.

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