"Here's a sigh to those who love me, And a smile to those who hate: And, whatever sky's above me, Here's a heart for every fate."
I rarely have anything important or interesting to say, but if I do, you can usually count on me to say it in a fairly entertaining way. For the most part, I will use this blog because it seems like a fun thing to play with. Like the rest of my phases, this will likely burn out quickly. Instead of a blaze of glory, however, it will simply smolder until someone steps on it like an irritating fire just begging to be extinguished.
Metaphors are for assholes.
"I'll publish right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song." - Lord Byron
E-mail me: bergen.anthony@gmail.com
I also write about Dead Presidents
I rarely have anything important or interesting to say, but if I do, you can usually count on me to say it in a fairly entertaining way. For the most part, I will use this blog because it seems like a fun thing to play with. Like the rest of my phases, this will likely burn out quickly. Instead of a blaze of glory, however, it will simply smolder until someone steps on it like an irritating fire just begging to be extinguished.
Metaphors are for assholes.
"I'll publish right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song." - Lord Byron
E-mail me: bergen.anthony@gmail.com
I also write about Dead Presidents
Let’s dust off this blog and reignite the engines
I’ve been thinking about getting back to making some personal posts on this blog. The Presidential stuff will stay over on Dead Presidents. I don’t know how often I’ll post here on this Tumblr, but I definitely need a place to write things that would offend almost every single one of my followers at Dead Presidents.
So, if you’ve missed me, let’s get going again. If I haven’t talked to some of you guys in a while, hi. If you are offended by mean-spirited, dirty, or really politically-incorrect jokes, you should really unfollow this site now and just stick with Dead Presidents.
No, really, unfollow now. I’ll give you a few minutes before I post the first horrible thing.
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thekeri said:
Glad you’re back.
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coyotesqrl said:
About goddamn time. Now say something vile! :)
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